Ok so if you're thinking that just might be one of the stranger titles you've ever read, well, you're probably right but I have a good reason for writing it. Our dog, Kobe, loves and I mean LOVES to smell and subsequently lick, my pants. He'll follow me around the house, nose glued to my pant leg. So I'll tell him to stop it (or normally yell it because it irritates me so...our neighbors probably think I'm nuts) and he does for all of 2 minutes. Then he'll casually walk by me, no big deal, see, I've forgotten about your delicious tasting pants, and then WHAM, he's back licking my pant leg again. It happens when we're eating dinner, when I come home from work, come in from outside, the list could go on and on. It seriously is near the top of my list of pet peeves...and it's really a PET peeve. I just hate how it sounds when he's licking my pants (a little like sandpaper), and how it leaves a wet little area on the fabric, I just hate the whole thing. I mean, the dog is cute, he's a sweet boy, but my God it's annoying. He doesn't do it to Jason's pants and if he does, it doesn't bother Jason nearly as much as it bothers me. I don't know what it is about it that irritates me so much. Yes I do, that's a lie. It's gross and weird and it drives me crazy.
I feel better now.
1 comment:
HAHAHA. What is it with dogs?!!! Bowser loves to lick too! No matter where he is laying, there will be a wet spot when he leaves!! He'll start with his paw, but then slowly migrate to whatever he is laying on. It's the most annoying thing ever!!! OK, well, not ever, but it's up there!
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